There once was a couple who were very rich and very young. The man proposed to the woman, with a £100,000 ring and she said yes. They got married and lived a nice life, until one day... the woman died of a heart attack.
The man was very upset about this and the woman was buried with all her possessions including the ring. Because the woman was buried with everything, the man became broke and lost everything.
This was when he decided to get his life back on track, he dug up the grave of his dead wife planning on taking the ring back to get his wealth back, he couldn't get the ring from the woman's finger so instead he just took her whole finger.
He got his wealth back and had a party to celebrate getting his money back. When his guests left, he saw a girl sitting on a bench alone. He asked her if she was okay. She just said she was hungry, so the man took her inside and fixed her up something to eat and drink.
After she had something to eat and drink, she sat down, her ring finger missing and the rest intact. The man, not wanting to be rude, asked nicely, 'what happened to your finger?' The girl turned around slowly and screamed 'YOU'VE GOT IT!'