The bartender and the wheelchair.

by Bob
( Earth)

One night at a bar, the bartender was drinking more than usual. It was time to close so he told everybody to leave. As he went to leave the cash register, he fell flat on his face. He tried to get up but couldn't so he walked over to the door. Feeling like he was forgetting something he looked around. After a while he decided to crawl the rest of the way.

When he got home he crawled in to his room and fell into his bed.

In the morning he got a call from his divorced wife. "Honey, were you drinking again?" She asked him. "No." The bartender answered. "yes you were. She said. The bar called. You left your wheel chair there last night." She yelled.