Just Two Blondes

by Jen and Jes

I have this best friend, you know? like the kind of person you carry around in your pocket where ever you go? ya, her. well her name is Jes and my name is Jen. HAHAHA funny right?

well pretty much everything we do is absolutely hilarious. We do things that make the whole world laugh HAHAHA!

you may have guessed but i am a natural blonde through and through! not just on the outside but on the inside too! Jes and I were eating lunch at school and she turns to me and asks, "Jen? What would you do if your car broke down?" I totally knew the answer to this one... "Call the Carpenter."

Jes, well Jes isn't always a genius herself. One day we were eating turkey from a bag (totally normal in our world) when Jes decided to demonstrate her brains.

Jes turns to me and asks, "Jen? What animal does turkey come from?" I really did think about it and I said these exact words, "Umm, I dont know... wait... TURKEY STUPID!!"

HAHAHA okay maybe you dont think it was funny and i spose you had to be there but it was the funniest thing i have ever done in my life and i will still be laughing about it the day I die. :]

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