A TV no no  
Television can have a really bad influence on you sometimes. That's what I discovered last Tuesday, which turned out to be the 13th anniversary of my brother'...

Old age is a gift 
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body - the wrinkles,...

Crazy does not mean Stupid 
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH, the Institute of Mental Health.

He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked ...

The ghost with one black eye 
My great-grandfather ran a hotel downtown back in the days when people were tough and times were hard. Folks traveling through town would need a place ...

Operation iPod 
I silently crept down the crumbling concrete steps leading to the boys’ cabins, watching for any signs of movement. Teachers on school camps are notorious ...

Static 
One day, Jack went to a garage sale in his neighborhood. He loved going to garage sales because he always found something interesting. He walked up to ...

The radio singers 
One simpleton villager Palpandian got a new radio. He was very proud of it as he had got it from the city, and he showed it to all of his friends.

"Amazing!...

Big Embarrassing Announcement 
It was just a normal day at school. I go to my class. As usual, i just sit & listen. But when its tme for my English literature lesson.. I did something ...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Anderson Consultant:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position....

An Interesting Day 
One Morning my pet snake, Skipper, woke me up and I was late for my school meeting. I ran downstairs and saw my little brother in a bear suit, then my ...

The Donkey and The Dog 
Once upon a time there lived a young man. He had a little dog and he was very fond of it. He would pat its head, and take it on his knee, and talk to it....

The Hawk and the Chihuahua 
THIS IS SOOO NEAT LOOKING AT THINGS FROM WAY UP HIGH, SAID "CHICO" THE CHIHUAHUA TO "HANK" THE HAWK.

.....CHICO AND HANK BECAME FRIENDS IN THE MOST ...

Empty the doctor's waiting room 
A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"

Sure, doctor,...

Get out of your car! 
One day, and elderly woman named Minnie walks out of a local supermarket. Her hands are occupied by half a dozen bags filled with items. She looks around ...

I forgot my speech 
This was it. My speech night. I wore a dress mum organised for me. We hopped in the car. It was boiling. I wound down my window. Our air-conditioner is ...

Baby sitting 
“Sure, no problem!” I had just agreed to look after my neighbour’s 3-year-old son for a few hours while they went out for a meal with my parents. BIG MISTAKE!...

The Horror Behind Mayonnaise 
Let me tell you about a girl named Sonia, she loved mayonnaise. Sonia would put mayonnaise on everything. She loved mayonnaise so much, that she would ...

The night at the railway station 
I got down from the night train and as I was going to cross the station gate, I could smell the awkward breeze and its pokey chilled air stabbing my face....

Was he just an annoying little brother? 
Not everybody likes his or her younger brothers and sisters that much, especially me. I have a younger one called Jack, and boy is he annoying! He just ...

How roosters got their cock-a-doodle-do 
Many centuries ago when animals ruled the world, there was a breed of birds that were very sad, roosters. The only thing the roosters ever did was chase ...

A Long Story Short 
Imagine. You’re a middle aged guy up to no good and you find a slightly dull 10 pence. Uh, Oh right? Uh, Oh indeed…

So this 10 pence gets dirty so you ...

The blond's fire 
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blond. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks ...

Scary messages 
I lost my phones ages ago and you know how you can attempt to call your phone with someone else's phone, to find your phone? I done that.... lots of times....

The Cat Hairdresser 
Once upon a time, there was a princess who had good hair. Her evil brothers messed up her hair. They messed it up so bad that no one could undo the mess....

Spying on my brothers 
Once upon a time, there was a sweet little girl named Princess Sophia. She had two evil brothers who were much older and smellier.

One day while Princess ...

How Movies Inspire Violence 
The movie industry has been demonized for years, being cited for affecting our culture in negative ways across the board, from sexuality to violence. But ...

I got you where I want you 
It was two weeks after summer vacation had started and two boys, Logan and Michael were bored. Michael asked Logan what he wanted to do and he replied ...

Rocky the Turtle 
When my grandpa was a little boy he had a pet turtle named Rocky. He didn't really know how to take care of a turtle so he just decided to feed it a lot ...

Star Struck 
It was the beginning of my school year back in 1978. There were many things that happened back then but something happened in 1977 that I would never recover ...

The story of a village 
The village of Malgudi was just like any other village in India. Mud walled huts from where smoke swiveled like serpents from the chimney; little children ...

Put the cat out 
Linda and Tom were leaving for the night, but first, they had to let Molly, their cat, out of the house. Linda picked up the cat and set her outside, but ...

The Killer Noodle. 
Have you ever heard of the story of PICKLE?
Well Mr. Pickle has a cousin named Mrs. Spagetti Sauce. Once upon a time there was a swan named itty bitty,...

The mouse and the cat fight for the CHEESE! 
There was a mouse in its hole just waiting for the cat to go to bed. But when the mouse tried to get some cheese, the cat just ran after it. How strange....

What is it with Windows? 
What is it With Windows? My dog’s name is Tigger. He is half cocker spaniel, half daschund (sausage dog). He is small, orange and has floppy ears. He is ...

A Trans-Understanding 
Phonics is an important ingredient of ones’ childhood. Accurately defining words can pose some difficulty as, there are millions of words in the English ...

Who said that 
Last month my Uncle Bob came to visit for a couple of weeks. He's done that before. About every few years anyway. This time he brought his new pet. It'...

When the log rolls over... we die!  
One day there was a boy. A boy home alone. He was just about to go to bed when he heard a spooky song, "When the log rolls over... we die!"

It ...

The weird camp 
"Denise" called her mother. Come here and help us unpack the car. Denise and her family decided to go on a camping trip. They were all having fun except ...

I love chocolate! 
One day my friends, Alexia and Ashley, and I went to the park. We played on the swings and monkey bars. After that we were hungry, so we decided to get ...

Catch a Rabbit 
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He ...

Settling Accounts 
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than ...

Baby Sitting 
“Sure, no problem!” I had just agreed to look after my neighbour’s 3-year-old son for a few hours while they went out for a meal with my parents. BIG MISTAKE!...

The Man with the Yellow Pants 
ONE sunny morning. AT THE FARM A MEN NAMED THE MEN WITH THE YELLOW PANTS THAT HOW EVERYONE CALLED HIM. Because he always wear the same yellow pants everyday ...

Shirt? Skirt? 
One day my friends and i decided to go to the mall. we walked around, looked in all the stores and tried everything on. My friend was desperate to find ...

A funny tailor 
Once in a village there lived a tailor a sunny day opps the talior ran into the shop he owened he was too hungry nothing was to eat just a jar of jam and ...

A Lawyer in the Family 
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper'...

Chloe's birthday's present 
I was with my two best friends, Glenda and Valerie, ready to go to my friend's birthday party. We got our gifts ready and went to her house. At her house,...

Camp Super Heros 
I'm pretty sure that there once had been a Camp Super Heros. Yes, yes it is all coming back to me I'm goin' to tell you about it before I lose my memory ...

Notes  Not rated yet
It was a few weeks ago and let's just say the boy I like, his name is... Mike. So I was sitting in class and I do get kind of, let's say, shy around Mike ...

Made in India  Not rated yet
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Delhi and asked to be taken to the international air port.

On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist ...

How to make friends  Not rated yet
Once opon a time there was a duck named Harold and a bear named Susy. The duck lived in a nest floating on a pond. And the bear, Susy, lived in a cave,...

The elephant and the mosquito  Not rated yet
There was an elephant and a mosquito who were very great friends. The elephant always use to visit mosquito's house every Friday for sleepovers.

One ...

Dancing Disaster  Not rated yet
I was in Japan on a school tour, many miles away from my family. 7 other students, as well as the most popular boy in school who is also my major crush ...

Ripped pants  Not rated yet
In first grade we had an extra long recess so i decided why dont i run around the whole time so i did.

Turns out my pink jeans were a little small ...

Donkey Ride  Not rated yet
One day my two friends, Samantha and Kayla, and I were walking on a lonely road. Suddenly,we saw two donkeys chasing each other.They were running wildly....

My Little Cousin  Not rated yet
My little cousin, Felix, is a nightmare. He winds everyone up.

He has pretended to have measles with Aunt Winnie's best lipstick, dressed up the hamster,...

Laugh as I was kid but shy as I am young  Not rated yet
When i was 4 or 5 years old. I found bridegrooms very pretty. I love there make-up n every beautiful thing the wear.as i was a kid this sets in my mind ...

Duck Hunting  Not rated yet
He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course ...

The Annual Tell-A-Lie Contest  Not rated yet
One day I was walking down the street when I saw a sign. It said, “THE 20TH ANNUAL TELL-A-LIE CONTEST.” I had to go, so I packed a backpack with water ...

Why Hyla cries on every rainy day  Not rated yet
Once there lives a frog and its young one. The young one is very naughty and mischievious, so that he never follows what his mother says.

He just does ...

A Scary Night  Not rated yet
It was a dark and stormy night. I was about to go to bed when I heard a tapping sound on my window.

"Who's there?" I shouted. Suddenly there was a flash ...

Paul and the Cake  Not rated yet
One hot sunny day Paul the blonde hair boy was out in his back garden waiting for his mouth watering cake.

It had a chocolate sponge with a chocolate ...

Weird Dream  Not rated yet
I was at school with my friends and we were telling stories. My friend,Katie, was telling us about her dream she had the night before. In her storie it ...

My Cruise   Not rated yet
About a year ago I was riding a 7 day cuise, and on the 4th day of that cruise me, my mom, my dad, and my 2 brothers and 1 sister were all sitting in our ...

Labour Pain  Not rated yet
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer ...

Boogie Monster  Not rated yet
Sometimes when I'm in bed I hear weird noises coming from under my bed And So I reach under my pillow, make sure my tooth is secure, and then grab my lightsaber....

The Ball  Not rated yet
One Friday night my dad and I went to the McDonalds to eat but we didnt have enough time to finish our food because we were going to the movies to see ...

Just Two Blondes  Not rated yet
I have this best friend, you know? like the kind of person you carry around in your pocket where ever you go? ya, her. well her name is Jes and my name ...

My Puppy Named Rainbow  Not rated yet
My story is about me getting my puppy. She is very cute. Then I notice I have to work hard and take very good care of my pet. You know that you have to ...

Pub Steakout  Not rated yet
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk. 

The first one out the door at ...

Snow White and the Seven Bums  Not rated yet
Once upon a decade ago, there lived a girl named Snow White. She was a very pretty girl and loved to go out for strolls. The only problem about Snow White ...

A New Pet  Not rated yet
One day a boy decided he wanted a pet. So, he went to the pet store and asked a person who worked there if he could have a unique pet that no-one else ...

Drama Queens  Not rated yet
"There once lived a ............." *sigh* "Why oh why did I end up with COMMUNITY SERVICE? It just makes no sense. It was ROBIN who told me to do so. It'...

Merrily and The Old Fool  Not rated yet
Once upon a time,there lived a pretty young girl with her parents in the hills. Her name was Merrily. She was ever cheerful and loving.

Her mother ...

A nasty bug  Not rated yet
I had come in peacefully from school and I watched a bit of kids TV and I got a knock at the door. I didn't know who it could have possibly been at that ...

My First Driving Class  Not rated yet
It was a special day, my first driving class. My friend was to teach me to drive. I got up early, changed my clothes, which I had kept it ready the previous ...

Poke a stick at  Not rated yet
Three mates, John, Mike and Frank with their pig dogs are out in the bush before daylight one morning when they start boasting of their own dog's ability ...

Bam-Bammety-Bam!  Not rated yet
There was a group of shooters that were going to a shooting ground. Now at this particular shooting ground there were men that you had to aim for. The ...

When I was Young  Not rated yet
When I was young, I climbed a tree and wouldn't come down. I was at my grandparent's house and the tree was my tree. It had my name engraved into it. The ...

A Day at School  Not rated yet
It was a very Fanciful day at school. First, I had to Laziness my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on Tidiness and Anita got a perfect score.

I ...

Sports Day at Kingsmead  Not rated yet
It's Friday 19th June and Kingsmead school are having their sports day. Tug-of-War is the main event, and it wasn't just the students who got involved....

The bartender and the wheelchair.  Not rated yet
One night at a bar, the bartender was drinking more than usual. It was time to close so he told everybody to leave. As he went to leave the cash register,...

Bully busted  Not rated yet
Rachel and Sophia set off down the gravel path toward their houses. “Did you hear what those ghastly twins did today Rach?” Sophia said to her companion ...

Your (Un)Average Sweet Younger Brother?  Not rated yet
Not everybody likes his or her younger brothers and sisters that much, especially me. I have a younger one called Peter, and boy is he annoying! He just ...

Miser's Final Wish  Not rated yet
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than ...

The ladybug and the butterfly  Not rated yet
Once upon a time there was a beautiful butterfly whose best friend just happened to be a cute little ladybug. They went everywhere together. The ladybug ...

Lip Troubles  Not rated yet
One day, Princess Sophia was happily playing in her kingdom. That day was her curse day, because her brothers stuck her lips to the monkey bars outside....

Don't get Distracted  Not rated yet
Have you ever had a friend or family member that gets distracted? Well if you haven't then never and I mean never tell them to do something for you. Say ...

Run for your lives!  Not rated yet
It was like any normal Tuesday at Jazz Band. We had to rehearse in the high school band room because the middle school one had all its chairs and stands ...