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When this page first started I received many of the best funny short stories from several young writers. My readers would vote on them and I would shuffle the stories about, but now that has all changed.

Today, our young writers want more and I set out to give them just that... so how about a web page for your short story?

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Show me your funny short story and if you do a great job, I'll set up a web page just for it.

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Upload your best, original work fast and, if it meets our simple quality standards, it will get its own web page so your friends and family can comment and vote on it.

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Crazy does not mean Stupid 
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH, the Institute of Mental Health.

He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked ...

The ghost with one black eye 
My great-grandfather ran a hotel downtown back in the days when people were tough and times were hard. Folks traveling through town would need a place ...

Static 
One day, Jack went to a garage sale in his neighborhood. He loved going to garage sales because he always found something interesting. He walked up to ...

An Interesting Day 
One Morning my pet snake, Skipper, woke me up and I was late for my school meeting. I ran downstairs and saw my little brother in a bear suit, then my ...

The Donkey and The Dog 
Once upon a time there lived a young man. He had a little dog and he was very fond of it. He would pat its head, and take it on his knee, and talk to it....

The Hawk and the Chihuahua 
THIS IS SOOO NEAT LOOKING AT THINGS FROM WAY UP HIGH, SAID "CHICO" THE CHIHUAHUA TO "HANK" THE HAWK.

.....CHICO AND HANK BECAME FRIENDS IN THE MOST ...

Empty the doctor's waiting room 
A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"

Sure, doctor,...

I forgot my speech 
This was it. My speech night. I wore a dress mum organised for me. We hopped in the car. It was boiling. I wound down my window. Our air-conditioner is ...

Baby sitting 
“Sure, no problem!” I had just agreed to look after my neighbour’s 3-year-old son for a few hours while they went out for a meal with my parents. BIG MISTAKE!...

I got you where I want you 
It was two weeks after summer vacation had started and two boys, Logan and Michael were bored. Michael asked Logan what he wanted to do and he replied ...

The Horror Behind Mayonnaise 
Let me tell you about a girl named Sonia, she loved mayonnaise. Sonia would put mayonnaise on everything. She loved mayonnaise so much, that she would ...

The night at the railway station 
I got down from the night train and as I was going to cross the station gate, I could smell the awkward breeze and its pokey chilled air stabbing my face....

How roosters got their cock-a-doodle-do 
Many centuries ago when animals ruled the world, there was a breed of birds that were very sad, roosters. The only thing the roosters ever did was chase ...

Spying on my brothers 
Once upon a time, there was a sweet little girl named Princess Sophia. She had two evil brothers who were much older and smellier.

One day while Princess ...

Put the cat out 
Linda and Tom were leaving for the night, but first, they had to let Molly, their cat, out of the house. Linda picked up the cat and set her outside, but ...

Get out of your car! 
One day, and elderly woman named Minnie walks out of a local supermarket. Her hands are occupied by half a dozen bags filled with items. She looks around ...

Rocky the Turtle 
When my grandpa was a little boy he had a pet turtle named Rocky. He didn't really know how to take care of a turtle so he just decided to feed it a lot ...

Was he just an annoying little brother? 
Not everybody likes his or her younger brothers and sisters that much, especially me. I have a younger one called Jack, and boy is he annoying! He just ...

The Cat Hairdresser 
Once upon a time, there was a princess who had good hair. Her evil brothers messed up her hair. They messed it up so bad that no one could undo the mess....

The story of a village 
The village of Malgudi was just like any other village in India. Mud walled huts from where smoke swiveled like serpents from the chimney; little children ...

The Killer Noodle. 
Have you ever heard of the story of PICKLE?
Well Mr. Pickle has a cousin named Mrs. Spagetti Sauce. Once upon a time there was a swan named itty bitty,...

What is it with Windows? 
What is it With Windows? My dog’s name is Tigger. He is half cocker spaniel, half daschund (sausage dog). He is small, orange and has floppy ears. He is ...

A Trans-Understanding 
Phonics is an important ingredient of ones’ childhood. Accurately defining words can pose some difficulty as, there are millions of words in the English ...

Who said that 
Last month my Uncle Bob came to visit for a couple of weeks. He's done that before. About every few years anyway. This time he brought his new pet. It'...

I love chocolate! 
One day my friends, Alexia and Ashley, and I went to the park. We played on the swings and monkey bars. After that we were hungry, so we decided to get ...

The mouse and the cat fight for the CHEESE! 
There was a mouse in its hole just waiting for the cat to go to bed. But when the mouse tried to get some cheese, the cat just ran after it. How strange....

A Lawyer in the Family 
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper'...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?  Not rated yet
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Anderson Consultant:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position....

Scary messages  Not rated yet
I lost my phones ages ago and you know how you can attempt to call your phone with someone else's phone, to find your phone? I done that.... lots of times....

My First Driving Class  Not rated yet
It was a special day, my first driving class. My friend was to teach me to drive. I got up early, changed my clothes, which I had kept it ready the previous ...

Poke a stick at  Not rated yet
Three mates, John, Mike and Frank with their pig dogs are out in the bush before daylight one morning when they start boasting of their own dog's ability ...

Bam-Bammety-Bam!  Not rated yet
There was a group of shooters that were going to a shooting ground. Now at this particular shooting ground there were men that you had to aim for. The ...

When I was Young  Not rated yet
When I was young, I climbed a tree and wouldn't come down. I was at my grandparent's house and the tree was my tree. It had my name engraved into it. The ...

A Day at School  Not rated yet
It was a very Fanciful day at school. First, I had to Laziness my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on Tidiness and Anita got a perfect score.

I ...

When the log rolls over... we die!   Not rated yet
One day there was a boy. A boy home alone. He was just about to go to bed when he heard a spooky song, "When the log rolls over... we die!"

It ...

Sports Day at Kingsmead  Not rated yet
It's Friday 19th June and Kingsmead school are having their sports day. Tug-of-War is the main event, and it wasn't just the students who got involved....

The bartender and the wheelchair.  Not rated yet
One night at a bar, the bartender was drinking more than usual. It was time to close so he told everybody to leave. As he went to leave the cash register,...

A funny tailor  Not rated yet
Once in a village there lived a tailor a sunny day opps the talior ran into the shop he owened he was too hungry nothing was to eat just a jar of jam and ...

Bully busted  Not rated yet
Rachel and Sophia set off down the gravel path toward their houses. “Did you hear what those ghastly twins did today Rach?” Sophia said to her companion ...

The weird camp  Not rated yet
"Denise" called her mother. Come here and help us unpack the car. Denise and her family decided to go on a camping trip. They were all having fun except ...

Baby Sitting  Not rated yet
“Sure, no problem!” I had just agreed to look after my neighbour’s 3-year-old son for a few hours while they went out for a meal with my parents. BIG MISTAKE!...

Your (Un)Average Sweet Younger Brother?  Not rated yet
Not everybody likes his or her younger brothers and sisters that much, especially me. I have a younger one called Peter, and boy is he annoying! He just ...

Miser's Final Wish  Not rated yet
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than ...

Chloe's birthday's present  Not rated yet
I was with my two best friends, Glenda and Valerie, ready to go to my friend's birthday party. We got our gifts ready and went to her house. At her house,...

The ladybug and the butterfly  Not rated yet
Once upon a time there was a beautiful butterfly whose best friend just happened to be a cute little ladybug. They went everywhere together. The ladybug ...

Lip Troubles  Not rated yet
One day, Princess Sophia was happily playing in her kingdom. That day was her curse day, because her brothers stuck her lips to the monkey bars outside....

Camp Super Heros  Not rated yet
I'm pretty sure that there once had been a Camp Super Heros. Yes, yes it is all coming back to me I'm goin' to tell you about it before I lose my memory ...

Don't get Distracted  Not rated yet
Have you ever had a friend or family member that gets distracted? Well if you haven't then never and I mean never tell them to do something for you. Say ...

Run for your lives!  Not rated yet
It was like any normal Tuesday at Jazz Band. We had to rehearse in the high school band room because the middle school one had all its chairs and stands ...

How Movies Inspire Violence  Not rated yet
The movie industry has been demonized for years, being cited for affecting our culture in negative ways across the board, from sexuality to violence. But ...

Catch a Rabbit  Not rated yet
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He ...

Operation iPod  Not rated yet
I silently crept down the crumbling concrete steps leading to the boys’ cabins, watching for any signs of movement. Teachers on school camps are notorious ...

Settling Accounts  Not rated yet
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than ...

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